What Kind of Animal Are You?
John G. Young, M.D.
A puppy-dog, wagging your tail, waiting to be petted?
A pigeon, very urbane, leaving droppings on street or curb?
A cameleon, changing your color to blend with the surround?
A penguin, always in formal dress, suited for coldness?
A bee, always buzzing, getting things done, but not having much fun?
A giraffe, looking down from above but never saying anything?
A goose, flying out of town when things get too hot?
A blowfish, trying to impress others, puffing yourself up with hot air?
An ant, doing the social thing naturally, but never asking why or if it should be done?
An armadillo, plated with armor, shielded to defend in archaic ways?
A canary, singing joyously, making others feel glad to be alive?
What kind of animal are you anyway?